thinkormsby

In 1912 The Titanic Ship set sail and sank and everybody thinks that’s the tops.

A movie came out a few years back which no one saw.

Now that 100 years has past they should make a movie from the iceberg’s perspective. 

think about it.

anyone who’s hip knows I have a pretty decent lawn.

here are a few things that would make my lawn even better.

think about it.

ALF being on my lawn in a Hawaiian Shirt from Kohls.  (shirt size Medium)

Having a 1300lb. Pistachio Nut on my lawn.

Parked on my lawn the Van Tony drove on Who’s the Boss?

hi bitch.

If you asked any man out there his fantasy woman is (and will always be) Elvira.

But not the Elvira from yesterday but the Elvria from today.

She looks even better today than she did 90+ years ago.

I’d love to bake her a chicken casserole with a side of peas then lick her teeth.

think about it.

I think the word Moist is kind of gross.

even when you’re talking about a moist towelette.

think about it.

Everybody loves Kool-Aid.

Textbooks tell us Kool-Aid was a major part of world history.

But what the Textbooks don’t tell you is the alarming trend of Butt Kool-Aid Mustaches.

This happens when Kool-Aid (usually the “purple flavor”) is poured directly onto the top of the buttocks causing a mustache.

Butt Kool-Aid mustaches (according the the FDA) have grown 117% since 1914.

I see this happening everyday and it breaks my heart.

I urge all of you to share this before its too late and you see a stained ass.

think about it.

*eyes blocked out for no apparent reason